
“Memories, imagination, old sentiments, and associations are more readily reached through the sense of smell than through any other channel.” This quote from Oliver Wendell Holmes has never been more true to my experiences with the female species than it is now. My name’s Jake and I want to tell you about a scientific breakthrough that has literally changed the way I go about my quest in finding suitable, intelligent, and attractive women.
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Being a so called “lab rat” while finishing my PhD at Stanford in Palo Alto, CA has led me into some unchartered waters. I work in a lab where we test certain chemicals and concoctions on lab rats and other critters to see what the main factors in attraction are for a living organism. Testing on human beings has just begun and we’ve come across some very exciting discoveries that are about to take the singles scene to a whole new level. I’ve put together this site as a publishing requirement for my degree and I hope you find it to be useful, interesting, and something you can apply to your own life. If you’re a Cal guy though, I’d ask you to leave now.
A pheromone is a chemical signal that triggers a natural response in another member of the same species. Pheromones have been studied for some time and hailed as the “Poet's Aphrodisiac for the Animal Kingdom” by some. Pheromones have been studied for years and their use among insects has been significantly well documented, as it is their main channel for communication. In the past few months my colleagues and I have been diligently studying and testing the use of pheromones amongst human beings. Now I know the majority of you don’t read science journals all day, but I do, so just save your time and take my word for it.
We have recently isolated a select few chemicals within natural human pheromones that are the main factors in attraction. There are many different types of pheromones ranging from primer pheromones which change behavior, to sex pheromones which are most dominant in human’s and at least to me, definitely the most interesting. Sex pheromones convey information about availability, dominance, and sexual intensity. However they don’t stop there...
Pheromones are the main factor in triggering the sexual primal being within females and males. For males the main source of our pheromone excretion is our armpits. Now I know, we all think our armpits stink; hence the use of deodorant in our society, but this isn’t the case in our brains. Our armpits can release sex pheromones that trigger the part of the brain responsible for reproduction. Our bodies rarely release these pheromones, which then cause the release of androgens in the brain. Androgens are sex hormones within our brain that trigger attraction, in other words, this is what makes you horny! After discovering this we decided to test it out on some rats and we had major success. The rats were mating at a rate almost triple to what they did before. It was a hectic and weird two weeks in the lab watching all these rats basically rape each other.
My professor and I decided that the next step would be to isolate these chemicals into a scent that a human could wear. Well no surprise but I was the first one to jump on the opportunity to be the first human tester. I know I go to Stanford but I’m not a complete nerd. My professor and I then spent the next few days isolating different isotopes and chemicals and arranging them into a formula that we could then inject into already existing cologne. After all I didn’t want to be walking around smelling like B.O. After trying out a few different combinations we came across our savior, Combo #: AT1419L, I know we’re creative. The next step was a tad more difficult for us. We didn’t really know how to go about creating a cologne because after all we’re scientists, not Giorgio Armani.
We came across a company who already made scents for males and females and had been trying for years to develop and market cologne with human sex pheromones successfully. Their first few stabs at it were a big bust according to them. Since they didn’t really have true sex pheromones they tried making a really musty, strong cologne, which had people vomiting upon opening the bottle. We set up a meeting illustrating the scientific findings we came across and three weeks later my professor and I had our first tester. They decided being the marketing genius’s they are to call it PheraMoan, how creative. Personally I wish I had a say in the matter, but whatever, the stuff works, so it’s all good. My prof couldn’t pass up the opportunity to see our life’s work in action, and even though he’s married, he literally “made it rain” in his car on the way home. After half the bottle was sprayed we were reeking of sex and excited about the days ahead. He was a good boy and decided to just go home and see how it worked on his wife. Being single and trapped in a lab all day I decided to hit the bar with a few friends.
I haven’t really been the best with women, I mean I’m no virgin but my game’s average at best, and I really suck at breaking the ice. Once we hit the bar we got a table next to some girls that were looking pretty bitch and not drunk enough. My buddies offered to buy them some drinks, and they declined. Well no surprise as they looked like bitchy frat girls from Stanford living off mommy and daddies trust fund anyways. I said fuck it, it’s time to see this shit work! I’m not about to say I wasted a year of my life watching rat’s fuck for fun. It’s time to see the fruits of my labor…literally. I made my way over to the table and said some bullshit line like “Hi, ummm, what’s up ladies?” They immediately all laughed and one even winked, well it wasn’t a homerun but I was in, unlike my buddy who crashed and burned. We spent the rest of the night laughing about how horrible the football team was, talking about the worst frats, and then sex finally entered the convo. Long story short, I went home with the girl I wanted that night, and I barely even payed attention to her!
The conclusion of my experiences using PheraMoan is…. I’m a damn genius, this shit fucking works! Pardon my language but shit man, this is a big deal. My professor said he’s never seen his wife so damn horny, he couldn’t peel her off. I just tried to not imagine it. The next few times I didn’t use half a bottle cause that was just too much, but I did use enough to where it still worked. The PheraMoan seems to first put the females in a comfort zone you don’t usually see when first meeting a women. They’re completely relaxed and have no problem being around a stranger. The next thing that happens is you can see their focus really directs towards you and what you’re saying. They don’t care about what’s going on anywhere else or with anyone else. They don’t need their girlfriends to be comfortable. After that it really gets kinda hazy because it goes so fast from the bar to the bed. Women will flock, you will thrive, and nothing in your love life will ever be the same. You don’t have to thank me, I did it for my degree, now you can enjoy the fruits of my labor too.
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9 Comments on this Post...
Hey Jesse, thanks for putting this page up... After taking a quick look at pheramoan, I'm confident that this is what I've been looking for my whole life.
Is this stuff for real? Im pretty skeptical of this kind of stuff. No offence to your degrees.
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i wanted to check in and confirm that this shit is no joke i'm slangin my swagger left and right! Oh My!
Skeptical at first? you bet, but i gave it a try and now I'm on top
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the results im seeing with pheramoan have been so incredible, i had to give it to all my buddies and now our nights spent at the bar are ten times better! the car is always filled at the end of the night with hotties!
Thanks for everyone who has been checking in! Let's hear some stories guys!